girl: i love you
me: welcome to the club
girl: *gets offended and walks away*
me: …u were the first member
like if u cried
Love how all the POC look 1000% done with this shit.
Halloween is coming up, yall
^^^^ I’ll just queue this twice a day until halloween
i kind of like her
When I cry
Still having trouble finding a delicious costume for Halloween? This should help!
ghostly egg…. NICE!
what’s 2 + 7?
a few of my posts are meant to be setups for jokes but i dont have enough followers to actually have people answer them so now i have month-old posts like this on my blog with no notes making me look like a fool. and i cant even remember what the joke was going to be
when you actually do your homework but leave it at home
sHE EVEN GLANCES DOWN
me in high school: omg cant wait for college
me in college: omg cant wait for the 10 years between retirement and the cold embrace of the grave